I’m happy to report that the new Miss USA is “a huge science geek” who believes in the “big bang theory and, you know, the evolution of humans, you know, throughout, you know, time.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYVkIJl5yTs&feature=player_embedded

Look, I realize that she’s no wordsmith, but she sounds like genius relative to her competitors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gofckdVB2fU&feature=player_embedded