Borna Arjomandi
| Year: | 2014 |
| DJ Alias: | PJ Fet |
| Fears: | Dirty straws in fresh packaging, being hit on in straight bars |
| Size: | Bigger than Eric, littler than Eugene |
| Secret Identity: | Prince of Persia (Sands of Time edition) |
| Body Part that Doesn’t Lie: | Hips |
| Addicted to: | Lizards, blizzards, fertilizer, tranquilizers |
| Color of Humerus: | Blue |